Terms

Last updated: August 16, 2025

Why Am I Even Writing This?

Okay, so let’s be real. Nobody wakes up in the morning and says: “Wow, I can’t wait to read the Terms & Conditions today!”
I’ve been blogging for years, and even I used to scroll past this stuff like it was spam email. But here’s the deal: your T&Cs are like your seatbelt. Boring? Yes. Useless? Nope. Ignore them, and you’ll regret it when things go wrong.

So, I’m going to walk you through these Terms & Conditions — the ones for ShoutMeCrunch.com — in a way that doesn’t make you want to poke your eyes out.

Let’s go.

1. The Basics — What You’re Getting Into

Think of this website like a coffee shop. When you walk in, you accept that coffee costs money, WiFi might be slow, and the barista won’t let you redecorate the place. Same deal here: by using this site, you agree to play by the house rules.

And yes, sometimes there are “extra contracts.” That’s like ordering a secret menu item — it comes with its own fine print.

2. Binding Agreement (aka: No, You Can’t Pretend You Didn’t Know)

If you use the site, you’re bound. Period. Even if you didn’t scroll this far down. That’s like saying “I didn’t see the speed limit sign” — the cop still gives you a ticket.

3. How We Talk To You (Spoiler: Mostly Emails)

We’ll email you. Sometimes it’ll be important. Sometimes it’ll be boring. Sometimes it’ll feel like spam but… surprise! It’s legally binding.

So yeah, those emails count as “official communication.”

4. Who Owns the Content?

Me, the blogger. Or sometimes the people who gave me permission. Basically, don’t just rip off articles and slap your logo on them. That’s plagiarism, and nobody likes that guy.

4.1 Creative Commons License

Most of our content is under a Creative Commons Attribution License. That means:

• You can share it.
• You can remix it.
• But you’ve gotta give credit.
• And no, credit doesn’t mean “I changed 3 words and now it’s mine.”

Here’s a simple chart:

5. Newsletter (Forward If You Like)

Got our newsletter? Forward it to your buddy, your boss, or your grandma. That’s cool. Just don’t resell it like some black-market PDF.

6. Third-Party Websites (aka: The Sketchy Neighbors)

Sometimes we link out to other websites. If you go there and buy a dodgy magic potion that turns your skin green, that’s on you, not us.

We don’t run those sites. We don’t monitor them. We just point you there and wave.

7. Responsible Use (Don’t Break Stuff)

This site is for reading, learning, and sharing. Not for:

• Uploading malware.
• Spamming everyone with your crypto scheme.
• Running automated bots to scrape content.

Mess with the site, and it’s like messing with the café WiFi router — everybody hates you.

8. Idea Submissions

Got an idea? Cool. But unless we’ve signed an NDA, assume it’s public property if you share it with us. Don’t send me your billion-dollar app idea and then sue when I blog about it.

9. Cutting Off Access

We reserve the right to block you. Rudely, permanently, no refunds. It’s like getting kicked out of the bar for dancing on the counter.

10. Warranties and Liability

This site is “as is.” Meaning:

• Sometimes it’ll work perfectly.
• Sometimes it’ll glitch like Windows 98.
• Sometimes it’ll go down just when you needed it.

And no, we’re not paying you for lost profits if you missed your millionaire moment because the site was down for 3 hours.

Maximum liability = 1000 (currency not specified, but let’s assume Taka).

11. Privacy

Yes, we collect some info. Yes, we have a privacy policy. No, we don’t want your Netflix password.

12. Accessibility

If you can’t access the site because of a disability, tell us. If it’s fixable, we’ll fix it.

13. Export Laws

Don’t use the site for anything illegal. Especially not in Bangladesh, where this site is based.

14. Assignment

You can’t just hand off your account to your cousin like it’s a used bicycle. Accounts aren’t transferable.

15. Breaking the Rules

Break the rules? We can suspend you, call your ISP, or take legal action. Basically, don’t be that guy.

16. Force Majeure (aka: Acts of God)

If a flood, earthquake, or alien invasion happens — we’re not responsible for downtime.

17. Indemnification

If you mess up, you cover us. Not the other way around.

18. Waiver

Just because we didn’t punish you the first time, doesn’t mean you’re off the hook forever.

19. Language

It’s all in English. If you’re reading this in Google Translate, good luck.

20. Entire Agreement

This document + privacy policy + cookie policy = the whole deal. No secret contracts hiding under the mattress.

21. Updating These Terms

We’ll update these terms. We’ll tell you. You’ll keep using the site anyway. That counts as acceptance.

22. Law & Jurisdiction

Bangladesh law applies. Courts in Bangladesh have the final word.

23. Contact Info

SHOUT ME CRUNCH
Email: admin@shoutmecrunch.com
Address: 539-1 West Nakhal Para, 8 No Lane, Tejgaon, Dhaka-1215

The Honest Blogger’s Take

Now, let me give you the real-world version in one table:

Final Thoughts

So yeah, Terms & Conditions sound boring, but they’re like insurance. You don’t care until you do.

As a blogger, I’ve seen people get into messy fights over content theft, newsletters, or “you never told me I couldn’t.” Trust me, T&Cs save headaches.

And remember: if you don’t like these terms… you’re free to click away. But if you stay, you’re in the club.